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  • messages from the outer limits of our universe

    This was the phone I had before I bought the shiny new Env. Do you guys see it? Do you see the alien phone? Its outer-spacey blue color and diminutive size? Well! That is just a trick, just a slight of hand. Because, you see, THIS PHONE WAS MADE BY REAL ALIENS. FROM THE OUTER LIMITS OF OUR UNIVERSE!...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 05-09-2008

  • i have awesome radio stories

    There’s a lizard outside my window, friendlies. In other news, have you ever wondered why when you put in a DVD of The Office (assuming, of course, you have DVDs of The Office) the theme song is so loud you have to scramble to turn the volume down no matter how low it already was, but then the actual...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 05-08-2008

  • criminals in ski masks

    Mozella sounds a lot like Macy Gray. Just sayin. Hello friendlies! Today is one of those foggy days where it is foggy. And I swear I had stuff to write about before I actually sat down (this happens wayy too much), so since all my amusing thoughts have left me I’ll just tell you about the bank robbers...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 05-06-2008

  • this post has asterisky goodness

    Hello friendlies!! It is 5:25 in the am, according to my alarm clock. For some reason my body was refusing to sleep (as it so often does), so I figured, hey, it’s late enough, I’ll just get up and dink around until I have to get ready for school. Is dink a word? According to dictionary.com, it is a word...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 05-05-2008

  • files of memories

    Typey typey typey. Just typing right now because I think I'm having a panic attack and I'm trying to not and this helps. I was talking to my friend today. She's this girl I became friends with in sixth grade (or possibly before then?) and pretty much one of the only BR friends I keep in touch...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 04-15-2008

  • i is still a scaredy, only not so much

    So I'm trying to stop being so scared. I've been working on this for a dozen years, give or take. See, when I was little I was afraid of everything. EVERYTHING. Like I'm not even kidding, I'm pretty sure I outdid Chuckie from Rugrats. My parents were probably worried I would turn into...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 03-25-2008

  • funny hospital stories? yes.

    Hello friendlies! I want to tell you all a marvelous story but my head is kinda cloggy right now and I'm having some troubles thinking of one to tell. Ha you know what I was thinking of yesterday? (No of course you don't. Why do I even ask?) I was thinking of when I was in the hospital and all...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 03-23-2008

  • on my distant friendships

    Over the last few years a remarkable thing has happened to me. Specifically to my friendships and the people on the other ends of those friendships. It began, of course, with the event that tears my life into two pieces. Both seperate and distinct: a before and an after, except that unlike in all those...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 02-29-2008

  • i miss fourteen year old self in book form (translation: i lost my journal!)

    You wouldn't think losing the journal I kept when I was fourteen would make me sad, would you? I mean, aren't we supposed to shun the girls we were at fourteen? Isn't that supposed to be a really whiny/angsty/blahblahblahlifesucks sort of age that we want to just forget about as quickly as...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 02-25-2008

  • hey, who wants a redo!?

    Jordyn is rather tired. And yeah, she likes to talk about herself in the third person. But because she's so tired and doesn't feel good and this post probably won't make much (or any) sense as it is, she's going to stick to first person. I always thought it was stupid to regret things...
    Posted to Your Smile On Fire (Weblog) by jordynt on 02-04-2008
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