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Okay, new segment. Because I’m watching The Colbert Report (it inspired me) and also I know you’re all so interested in my life.
So, friendlies, welcome to the new segment called THIS IS THE JORDYN REPORT! (And yes, you can pronounce the T in that word report.)
For starters, this is one of the conversations I had with Taylor ...
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One thing you probably shouldn’t say to someone if you want them to like you: “You look like you just rolled out of bed and came to school.”
Yeah, you look pretty too.
Um, no, I didn’t just roll out of bed and go to school. I straightened my hair. And messed with my bangs. And wore a not-hideous outfit (which if you know me, ...
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So guess what?
Thing Number Five:
The Jordyn loves memes. And lo! Here is one now! Stolen from E. Lockhart’s blog, of course.
What were you doing ten years ago?
Well, I was eight years old. Which means I don’t actually have a journal dating back that far, but ten years ago I had just moved back to ...
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What I Did Today:
Went to work.
Came home from work incredibly early because of the rain and the fact of everything being outside.
Went to Albie’s and purchased some foodstuffs.
Made pizza. FROM SCRATCH!
Watched Friends.
Kept on reading Accepted.
Worked on my novel, which is going along quite slowly thankyouverymuch. ...
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Ever since I went to New York for the Red readings in November I’ve wanted to travel.
Which is mildly odd because I never wanted to travel before. I mean not that I had anything against it, just that I was fine not. And now I think it was probably because I was so happy where I was, whereas I’m not as happy where I am now. And I think of ...
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So I’m not very good at grammar. I must have skipped learning all the basic rules of it in school because until I was about fifteen years old I still didn’t know when to use its versus it’s. And hyphens (-) compared to commas (,) to split up a sentence? Well, despite Mrs. Petersen’s most valiant efforts to undo what my last english teacher had ...
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I have a confession.
Thing Number Four:
The Jordyn loves sunflower seeds. I know, I know! If I think spitting is so gross (and I do), I shouldn’t love a food where you have to spit the shells out. But I do. I can’t help it. They’re so yummy.
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Hola, friendlies. So a few items of note.
Item One:
Hppy graduation BR class of 2008, and especially Ash most of all. Sorry it is snowing on your graduation day.
Item Two:
What!? It’s snowing!? Apparently, yes, because I have heard this from a total of FOUR PEOPLE so far (including my sister who ...
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Let’s play a game called What is the Story About? Where I give you a title and you tell me what the story would be about.
Dusty Red Shoes
Now. What is that story about? Plz reply, kthxbai.
In other news, House finale spoiler if you’ve got it DVRd or TiVod and haven’t watched it yet: OMG AMBER DIED!!! AND WILSON IS MAD ...
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It is nine minutes to one (in the am) and after my last post marmiteandtea (over at the wordpress blog) asked if I ever sleep.
Um, apparently not.
See, here’s the thing (also it is Thing Number Two):
The Jordyn is anti-sleep.
This isn’t to say, of course, that I don’t sleep, because of course I do. My ...