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Hello there friendlies!
Now since I promised you posts about The Family, let me tell you about how I am ALL KINDS OF FAMOUS DOWN AT ACE HARDWARE. And I promise you this relates to The Family.
My mom’s brother (my uncle, for those of you who have trouble with family ties) is named Gary. That’s not relevant to the story, but it’s ...
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Best. Office. Ever! To sum it up, people are getting engaged, people are having babies, people are going to New York, people are going to prison. Oh, and Toby’s gone.
Now. I spent most of last night doing laundry, which is what I’m still doing right now. A large enough percentage of my clothes is red that it warrants a load of reds. ...
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I have decided it is imperative to enjoy this age that I am. To enjoy being eighteen and in college and enjoy living with my parents and sissy and even the bad stuff, like my cruddy emotions. Okay, maybe I won’t enjoy all of it, but I at least want to live all of it and not be so eager to get to the next stage in life even when everyone ...
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So I was sitting at the counter eating a grilled cheese and reading What Happens Here, and my dad was putting on his shoes and we had a conversation that went like this.
Me: Where’re you going?
Dad: I’m going to buy some new shoes and then I’m thinking I’ll try to find a pizza plane, and I should go out and do some jeps but I’m ...
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Omg you guys. You can find anything on the internets.
Anything.
Including that old tv show of which I have been trying to gather proof of for, like, ever. Flash Forward. It was on Disney Channel way back when? And I mean way back. Like before Lizzie McGuire or Jett Jackson (um, anyone remember that one?) back.
And, ...
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Welcome to the second part of my 99 part series: 99 Things About The Jordyn.
Thing Number Two:
The Jordyn overthinks.
The end, that is all, toodles, etc.
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So this is the first post in a 99 part series (you know, like Stephen Colbert’s BetterKnowADistrict series?). And the series is called 99 Things About The Jordyn.
Welcome.
I know this is a huge undertaking. But thanks for pointing that out.
Thing Number One:
The Jordyn used to be obsessed with Get ...
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Hey friendlies. You’re probably all like, What’s up? Do you realize you haven’t wrote in days? When usually we can’t get rid of your stupid yammering! Are you okay? Are you dead?
Yammering: (v) See ‘yakking’, also ‘blabbering.’
Well, no. I am not dead. I am fine. Just busy. Like for instance, there is the fact that I started ...
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This was the phone I had before I bought the shiny new Env.
Do you guys see it? Do you see the alien phone? Its outer-spacey blue color and diminutive size? Well! That is just a trick, just a slight of hand. Because, you see, THIS PHONE WAS MADE BY REAL ALIENS. FROM THE OUTER LIMITS OF OUR UNIVERSE!
How do I know ...
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It is some sort of curse of mine that I always think I can explain things, that in my head the words always make perfect sense and the person on the other side of the conversation knows exactly what I’m saying when in real life all my words come out mangled and confusing.
Writing isn’t the same thing. I mean, it’s great and I’m so glad ...