Your Smile On Fire

...from the song Xavia

funny hospital stories? yes.

Hello friendlies! I want to tell you all a marvelous story but my head is kinda cloggy right now and I'm having some troubles thinking of one to tell.


Ha you know what I was thinking of yesterday? (No of course you don't. Why do I even ask?)

     I was thinking of when I was in the hospital and all drugged up because I was going into surgery but they hadn't brought me in yet so I was still in that little-bitty room that they have you get ready in. And they'd given (gave?) me this  n a s t y  pink medicine to make me all drowsy and I was basically out of it but Sesame Street (at least I think it was Sesame Street - seriously do not trust me 100% with this because I wasn't in the most aware state of mind) was on the television and Taylor kept turning it up and and asking me if I wanted it louder and could I hear it and was I watching it. I just kept thinking in my mind, oh you are being really sweet but LET ME SLEEP!!

     And then later after the surgery I wound up watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Which practically scarred me for life. NEVER WATCH THIS SHOW! IT WILL HAUNT YOU! AND I WAS ON MEDICATION!!


Oh I have way more hospital stories than any 18-yr old should have. And yet for some reason the majority of them strike me as funny. Is that weird?


Haha something else that happened. For some reason after I got out of surgery (um and for the record all the surgeries I had when I was 11/12 kind of blend together in my mind so no idea which one I'm talking about here) one of the doctors decided I should be on a diet. I was like, yeah I weigh, like, 85 pounds so of course I should be on a diet. But anyways. As soon as they put me on the diet all I wanted was nachos and a Milky Way bar. I'm not kidding. The Milky Way commercials were playing like a crazy amount on tv. ADVERTISING WORKS!


Um also you know how at McDonalds they have those little slots to put in some change or whatever for the Ronald McDonald House? DO IT DO IT DO IT!! Those places are awesome for families, you have no idea.



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Oct. 15 [going to work soon] [two school essays due; majorly nervous about both] [remember when i wrote that short story where the girl said "majorly" every other WORD practically? ha]