My World Civilization class is filled with the most ignorant people I have ever met.
The first few days of school I tried to write down every stupid thing someone said, but eventually I stopped because I just couldn't keep up. But I will list a few of them for your entertainment:
"unregular"
"'Kush' is like the name given to a plant, right? Uh, how do you spell it?" - (the word was in big letters, on the chalkboard.)
"With 'Muslim' the 'ism' is like backwards, in the middle!" Then my teacher says, "Um, no, it's not. Its just 'Muslim'. Think about it in your head, get back to me."
"My shoulder's dislocated!!!"
"Mister, are you a Pilgrim?"
AND MY FAVORITE WORLD CIV QUOTE YET:
"Sir, is the Rhinocerus a dinosaur?"
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Alright, today at school I decided to start recording these things again for you guys. Just today, I picked up thse beauties:
"Are people from Greenland called 'greenspeople'?"
"I heard Australia is like the safest place to live" - Actually, it has more deadly animals than any other country in the world. Good job with the research.
"Doesn't Australia have that one animal from Bugs Bunny that starts with a 'T'?"
(My teacher used to be in the army, and every once in awhile he will mention something about it, like today)
So this one person asks him: "So you said you fought against freedom?"
And this one was my favorite...
"What? There is oil in Iraq?!"
o.o HULLO WELCOME TO THE WAR. lol.