Texting between Sarah and I; my message is first:
"I just started reading Catcher in the Rye and I love how Pencey Prep is the name of the first band Frank Iero was in."
"ahaha I bet that is where he got it"
"Yes, it is. Which is why I mentioned it."
"Naa I mentioned it. My idea."
"I looked it up on the www before I even texted you"
"I wrote Catcher in the Rye. I know"
"I invented writing."
"I created the universe"
"Ya know that whole 'big bang' theory? Well you see, it all started when I sneezed."
"Yea but who wur daddy? I yur daddy."
"Bitch, I yur daddys daddy"
"Well its my hat, I am #1"
"Everything tastes better with rabies"
We're so funny. :P