I really wanted to post about this because it is something I think you will all enjoy immensely.
My new college roomate in college. Her name is Kristin. And, She masturbates. A lot.
I kid you not. When we first became new roomates, she did it maybe once or twice and I didnt really take any notice because I was asleep and didnt ...
So... it's only been, what? a year since my last post?
Blame it on college. Which I started and all. SHA-BAM! But I am going to post more. I promise. I even put a link to RED in my bookmarks toolbar so when I'm bored and have no purpose I'll see it and be like "well, I can post a blog now I guess."
Did I tell you all I got ...
So, on the 26th last month we had our.... well I don't really know the technical term for it, but it was the concert the band has every year right before band festival to prepare us, I guess.
Anyways, everything went fine, really quick, and after they served 50 different kinds of free cookies and brownies and the strangest ...
So I was reading jordynt's blog post about hating microwave beeps, and it got me thinking of a rather strange affliction I have with my alarm clock. Now, your probably thinking, "Well, lots of people hate their alarm clock."
But I have yet to meet another person who can't let their alarm beep more than ...
Yesterday there was a swim meet at our school and Sarah's boyfriend, Colton, is on the team so she always attends the home meets. Sarah was pestering me to come and trying to goad me with "there will be super hot guys with abs wearing speedos," but I really did not want to go, because they are kinda really boring. But, my mother of ...
This month my school started this new policy that they are trying.
Every Wednesday, instead of school starting at 7:20am, all students will arrive at school an hour later, 8:20, and every class will have 10 minutes taken off, so we still leave school at 2:15. The purpose of this is so teachers can spend one hour every week meeting ...
Texting between Sarah and I; my message is first:
"I just started reading Catcher in the Rye and I love how Pencey Prep is the name of the first band Frank Iero was in."
"ahaha I bet that is where he got it"
"Yes, it is. Which is why I mentioned it."
"Naa I mentioned it. My ...
My brother and I got into a little 'tiff today carried out through texting. A "texting-tiff", if you will.
We went back and forth for a few texts, and finally he spouts this little beauty:
"oh and get some friends"
Now, Sarah and I are both very familiar with this comment, because it is the ONLY comeback he ...
My World Civilization class is filled with the most ignorant people I have ever met.
The first few days of school I tried to write down every stupid thing someone said, but eventually I stopped because I just couldn't keep up. But I will list a few of them for your ...
1. I have had an exorbant amount of grey hairs since I was about 9. One time I was having lunch at this coney island and the waitress says to me "Oh my gosh, I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a ton of grey hairs" and I was just like "Uh, yea, I know. Thanks". :P
2. Sometimes I feel my life is so ...